Subscribe now and get a FREE calendar
Receive a full year of the print and digital versions of The Progressive for only $14.97.




KATE CLINTON
Kate Clinton is a faith-based, tax-paying, America-loving political humorist and family entertainer. With a career spanning over 25 years, Kate Clinton has worked through economic booms and busts, Disneyfication and Walmartization, gay movements and gay markets, lesbian chic and queer eyes, and ten presidential inaugurals. She still believes that humor gets us through peacetime, wartime and scoundrel time. Her website is kateclinton.com
RECENT STORIES
RELATED BOOKS AND VIDEOS
                 
What Norm Coleman sees at night:
Al Franken then & now:
Nine Muslims kicked off plane
Check on Nir Rosen on Israel as colonial power. When is resistance terrorism? And when is state action terrorism?
Robert Fisk: Leaders lie, civilians die, and lessons of history are ignored

Kate Clinton: A Hope for Hillary

By Kate Clinton, June 11, 2008

This is the first Tuesday after the Democratic primaries and it is blistering hot in New York. For days it had been rainy and cool and then suddenly, perhaps because it’s the last days of school, and god is a harsh school-mistress, the weather broke hot like blazes.

We had been out of town, there was no food in the apartment and we were trying to beat the heat. I was heading to the grocery store. My girlfriend was trying to ride the subway before temperatures on the platform reached Hades levels. It was early. We had been awakened by the sound of our AC laboring like a jet engine at the end of a runway.

We stopped for a quick breakfast at our local diner. After eating much too fast, I handed the check and my credit card to the owner at the cash register. He asked, “Do you have to go?” He says it to everyone, eyes twinkling over the half glasses teetering crazily on his nose.

Then for the first time, he noticed my last name on the credit card.

“That woman,” he grumbled, “she is my neighbor up in Chappaqua and she’s not nice.”

“Why? What did she do?”

I was thinking all the cable trucks and secret security details must be a pain in the neighborhood.

“I said hello to her once on the street and she ignored me. She’s no good.”

We had to go.

Already I had read some article with dire advice from other also-rans about how to handle the depression that is to come. My local NOW chapter has told me to send her a letter of thanks for all she’s done. What are they, my mother? Of course, I thank her. I'm just not going to bug her for a few days.

On this hot, ordinary Tuesday morning, I hope Hillary Clinton slept in, put on her bathrobe, padded downstairs for coffee, in her own hair with no makeup, didn’t read any papers or watch any TV and maybe just sat quietly and watched peonies bloom in the back yard.

   

Support articles like this by making a tax-deductible donation to The Progressive. We are a non-profit, both legally and literally, and every dollar counts.

SHOW YOUR SUPPORT: Share this article
AddThis Feed Button View our community page at Disqus.com
Advertisement
Discount Gold Offer
Click Here For The Wall Street Journal

If Congress won't impeach him, the least we can do is send him our shoes.
Send your smelly old shoes to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, DC 20500

Please fill out this form so we can keep a running tally, and we'll report the results back to you.
It's your last chance to register your outrage at Bush's criminal conduct.
I'm sending my shoes  I've already sent my shoes